Friday 21 September 2007

God's phone number...


If he does exist he's bound to have a mobile phone or something. How much will you pay for his mobile phone number? I imagine he's not very busy these days now he's created everything. Just think, you could ring him up and talk nonsense to him when you've sunk a few beers. That's got to be worth something. The question is, how much? Personally I'd ring him up and make fart noises at him. I think he'd like that sort of thing.

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