A holographic Kylie Minogue "adult fun pack" with hardlight facility.

Kylie Minogue is The Goddess and soon she'll be formally recognised as such. When that happens I'm prepared to bet that people will want their own little piece of her wonderfulness. What better than a computer generated wholly accurate lifesize Kylie hologram with added hardlight options so you can really "get to grips" with everything that makes her brilliant. She'd obviously be keen to meet all of your Kylie based needs and could be programmed to have multiple personality options. There will also surely be the option to choose your era... 80's Kylie, 90's Kylie, 00's Kylie? Solar powered, obviously, this little unit must surely be worth something?

God's phone number...

If he does exist he's bound to have a mobile phone or something. How much will you pay for his mobile phone number? I imagine he's not very busy these days now he's created everything. Just think, you could ring him up and talk nonsense to him when you've sunk a few beers. That's got to be worth something. The question is, how much? Personally I'd ring him up and make fart noises at him. I think he'd like that sort of thing.

Issue One of The Martian Times...

Either we'll discover the Governement lied to us all along and little green men really do live on Mars or we'll colonise the planet and bring our filthy tabloids with us. Either way Issue 1 will probably be worth a fortune. Actually, it'll probably be worth about 30p at first. It'll take time until it's worth a fortune. Unless they distribute it via the internet and only make a few paper copies for old times sake. In that instance Issue One will be of worth. It's a gamble. How much would you pay for it?